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Lauren Cleri or Doskis

I honestly don’t know what the hell to think about this show “Moment of Truth” on Fox. I have to think that this week’s episode is fake as shit. In case you’ve never watched this show (because you have a life unlike myself), let me give you the rundown:

– Each week a contestant comes on the show having already been given a rigorous polygraph test of 50 questions.
– Most of these questions are very personal, asking about work, husbands/wives, boyfriends/girlfriends, families, etc. who are usually sitting there with them.
– They are then asked 21 questions which they have to answer truthfully, even if they didn’t in the polygraph.
– 6 questions right gets you $10,000, then 11 questions right gets you $25,000, 15 questions right get you $100,000, 18 questions gets you $200,000, 20 questions right gets you $350,000, and then the final questions right to equal 21 gets you half a million dollars.
– Your family can only throw out one questions for you, which is replaced by an equally hard question to answer.
– Through the first couple weeks of the show, there have been some very personal and ridiculous questions asked, some being very funny and others making yourself question whether or not you want to watch someone answer (even though I always do).

Let’s get to this week’s special show, one that the show’s host claims was never supposed to air and that he thought went too far. This week’s contestant is named Lauren Cleri and she had her husband, Frank, with her, her parents, and her brother and sister. The show started off being not very hard through the first 7 or 8 questions. One they asked was if she had been fired from a job for stealing and she had, but then she claimed she wouldn’t do it again if she got caught. She answered she wouldn’t even though thats complete crap. Another early highlight was her answering that she did not think her parents were proud of her. Now here’s where it got interesting…they started to ask questions about her relationship with her husband, Frank, after she had already won $25,000:

– Question 12 (right after she said communication between her and her husband wasn’t so great): “Do you secretly stay in touch with any boyfriends that your husband does not know about?” She answered NO.

– Question 13: “Have you ever taken off your wedding ring to appear as if you were single?” She answered YES. You can cut the tension in the air with a knife. The host keeps telling her that he doesn’t have the stomach for the next few questions and that they cross his line.

– Question 14: “Do you believe you might have been in love with a former boyfriend on your wedding day?” She answered YES.

– Question 15 (for $100,000): The host doesn’t ask her this question. Her ex-boyfriend, also named Frank, comes out and asks her “If I wanted to get back together with you, would you leave your husband?” She didn’t answer because her sister buzzed in to cancel the question, but it gets better….

– New Question 15 (still for $100,000): Her ex-boyfriend now gets to ask her this question on national television “Do you believe I am the man you should be married to?” And this bitch says YES. In front of her husband. And her family.

– Question 16: She has her $100,000 and still decides to continue, and then gets asked “Since you’ve been married, have you ever had sexual relations with someone other than your husband?” She…says…YES.

– Question 17: “Do you think you are a good person?” She actually has the cajones to say YES and it ends up being fucking FALSE. She loses all that money along with all of her respect. No wonder her parents aren’t proud of her.

What. The. Fuck.

One thing about this bitch – she said she didn’t care about the money, but that she just wanted to get everything off her chest. Ummm who comes on national television to “get stuff of their chest” and completely ruin their marriage? Thats what makes me think this is completely fake. There’s tons of rumors floating around on Fox.com’s message boards and other blogs. If you Google “Lauren Cleri”, for some reason a modeling agency keeps coming up, but I don’t think there’s a connection there. We did find out that she’s on a talent agency website and that she’s 26, but this could also be fake, too. There is also a link to her brother’s MySpace page which is where we find out her family’s last name is Doskis. There are pictures of Lauren with her brother and sister, as well as a picture of her with her “husband” Frank (shown above).

If this isn’t a complete fake, then her husband Frank better have left her ass and started banging ever piece of hot ass he sets his eyes on. No one can be much more owned than Lauren Cleri. No one should trust her ever again, even with a piece of paper. She will have had taken off her ring, had sex with the paper, cried afterwards that she wishes it was her ex-boyfriend instead of a stupid piece of paper, and then went on TV and displayed the nasty piece of paper to the entire country and wiped it on her husband’s cheek. That scenario might have been easier to watch.

UPDATE: Here’s her Myspace if you’d like to be her friend.


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Dude, I was watching this last night, and I told the wife “Either this is the dumbest, craziest woman to ever appear on TV or this is fake.” She was clearly willing to ruin her family and marriage for a hundred grand. Unreal.

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