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Jesus. Christ. Almighty. by idontknowmuch

Last night’s Britney drama is just finally beginning to sink in. We all knew this was going to happen or, even worse, she’d end up dead, but its still unbelievable to watch on TV. This shit is on par with when Princess Diana died as far as media coverage. THE GIRL IS FUCKING OUT OF HER MIND AND HER FAMILY WAITED TOO DAMN LONG TO DO THIS. So let’s recap:

Britney Spears

– Britney apparently has a sleeping condition caused by Aderall and a meth addiction. She’s also been taking up to 10 laxatives a day and hasn’t slept since Saturday. Oh and she said her mom slept with K FEd, too. Sounds about right.

Jamie Spears

– Britney’s dad clearly looks like he’s about 75 years old. You have to feel bad for the guy. And congratulations on finally stepping in and trying to knock out her holder. 

– Have you ready anything on this Osama Lutfi character? His “psycho” resume is like four fucking pages long and I don’t care if 80% of its gossip or not. Someone stab him through the heart.

Lynne Spears

– What kind of mother let’s this shit go on? I know Britney’s old enough to make her own decisions, but she’s obviously not MENTALLY STABLE enough to do so. And you’re not mentally stable enough to slap the shit out of your daughter and get her help (Update: there are reports that Lynne wanted to take Brit to Malibu instead of UCLA. Great mom she is!)

Jamie Lynn Spears

– Jaime Lynn better be taking fucking notes.

Justin Timberlake

– Justin Timberlake has to undoubtedly feel pretty upset about all this, but I’m sure he forgets all about the bullet he dodged when he’s banging Ms. Biel every night.

– Thank you to SOMEONE in Britney’s camp for having the balls to finally get a psychiatrist to go as far as to clear the airspace above Britney’s house so that they could “get her to the hospital safely.” Wait, she wasn’t airlifted? That doesn’t make sense. I’m sure TMZ would have given her a lift for the right price.

Big Package

Oh and the lingo the cops were using (i.e. extracting the “package”) really fooled all those paparazzi. Unless they were coming to my house, the word “package” will probably never have a “bigger” meaning. If you get my drift.   :wink wink:

And my guess is that the guy from Grey’s Anatomy who also checked in because he’s “sleep deprived” was a decoy to keep the media off Britney, too. Problem is no one gives a fuck. Everyone is talking about him being there while his five kids are at home wondering “Where’s daddy? Is he going to pick up the package, too?”



Your move, Daniel Edwards by idontknowmuch

Was this supposed to be Oprah?

Oprah sculpture

Or pregnant Halle Berry?

Halle Berry pregnant

Because if its Halle, you made her look too much like Oprah, dumbass.



Of Course She Looks Bigger by idontknowmuch

Jessica Alba pregnant

She’s pregnant. Thats usually what happens to girls who are pregnant. They gain weight. The ones that don’t look like they’ve put on any pounds until they’re like 7 1/2 months along are freaks of nature anyways. And to be honest, I think she still looks damn fine. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t think I’ll ever get this picture out of my mind:

Jessia Alba’s ass

But give her a damn break. Who cares if her cheeks are getting fat? Are you even looking at her cheeks in the picture above? No…not those cheeks. Obviously we’re all looking at her ass. The one’s on her face. 

Oh nevermind. 



Watch Top Chef. Trust Me. by idontknowmuch

Top Chef’s new season is being shot in Chicago, so let’s hope we see drunken pictures of the host Padma Lakshmi around town. There is something about her that sort of puts me off until I see pictures like this:

Pad Lakshmi

I’m a bit of a bit food nut and I can normally watch cooking shows without bringing sex into them (unless Giada DeLaurentiis is on), but now I get to enjoy both on Top Chef. And not only can the girl look incredibly hot when she wants to, but she’s also got a brain, she can cook, and she likes old fat guys. Now all I need to do is get old and I’ll have a perfect little woman to take care of me. That and make a couple million dollars.

Bonus pic:

Padma Lakshmi ass



I can’t wait for the ‘Scream’ remake by idontknowmuch

Variety reports that New Line Cinema is talking about putting together a remake of “Nightmare on Elm Street.” You know, because remakes are doing so well lately.

Platinum Dunes partners Michael Bay, Brad Fuller and Andrew Form have been set by New Line to relaunch the movie series centered on the iconic killer, who haunts the dreams of teenagers and kills them in their sleep.

Nightmare on Elm Street 

Wait, Michael Bay is involved? Then this is sure to be awesome!!!

This news comes after it was announced that the same team will begin work on a ‘Friday the 13th’ remake this spring. Recently, other horror classics from my childhood that were remade and shit on include ‘The Texas Chainsaw Massacre’ and ‘Halloween.’

I understand that its difficult to come up with a new way to do the slasher flick. Also, unless your film resembles a snuff film, its not going to stand up to the gore included in pieces of crap like ‘Hostel’ or ‘Turistas’; therefore, maybe its safe to just ratchet up the blood in a story which has already been proven to bring in customers. But there has to be some original script floating around out there which includes the suspense of the old ‘Halloween’ movies and the right amount of gore.



That rack is just depressing by idontknowmuch
January 30, 2008, 10:01 am
Filed under: Britney Spears | Tags: , ,

In the last 25 or so seconds of this video, you can see Brit in a tasteful see-thru shirt with her udders protruding out of what appears to be her stomach. Five years ago, a video of Britney’s tits would of sent me screaming from the highest of mountains to alert my countrymen of the wonder that is the Internet.

Now, her naked body looks like about 50% of the drunk chicks at my alma mater, Western Illinois University. How sad.



Thats All I Have to Say About That by idontknowmuch

Britney Spears

I don’t really believe in violence, but someone needs to slap some god damn sense into this girl. And it should be her mother and father. She just needs attention (thats very obvious), so show some. Put some panties on her mommy ass and get her the hell out of L.A. Work on getting those kids back. Or else she’s going to end up dead. Or on Celebrity Rehab.

And we all know we’d love to watch that great piece of television history, but I don’t even know if Dr. Drew can help this bitch out. Let’s just hope Jamie Lynn is watching this self-destruction and she makes things right, too. When Britney went down the tubes, you know all you perverts out there were just waiting for her sister to become of age. Now look at what you did, Jaime Lynn. You ruined that for all of them. Selfish bitch.