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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by phattyjboy

Sarah Jessica Parker

These girls are just getting rocked before the “Sex in the City” movie comes out. Wow. I have to laugh though because ever since “Hocus Pocus”, I never really could get the image of her looking like a witch out of my head. And I’m guessing by the way she looks now, she may really be a witch.

Here’s what Sarah Jessica Parker had to say about being described as “Maxim’s Unsexiest Woman in the World”:

“It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking…It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.”

Who the hell cares what your husband says? He probably picked up an issue of the magazine to show to divorce lawyers after your new movie comes out because lord knows that he hasn’t done anything worthwhile since….since….Godzilla? No, thats not it. Hmmmm……well I know he has a copy of it. You better hope that pre-nup is air-tight. No man can be married to a girl who’s on a Maxim list for being the unsexiest women in the world. Not just in New York. Or in the USA. In the entire world.

Do I think they’re exaggerating? Maybe a little. I definitely know Jim has been with uglier chicks, so they may have misspoke. But it still doesn’t make it any less funny. Does Sarah want a carrot? How about a sugar cube?