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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA by phattyjboy

Sarah Jessica Parker

These girls are just getting rocked before the “Sex in the City” movie comes out. Wow. I have to laugh though because ever since “Hocus Pocus”, I never really could get the image of her looking like a witch out of my head. And I’m guessing by the way she looks now, she may really be a witch.

Here’s what Sarah Jessica Parker had to say about being described as “Maxim’s Unsexiest Woman in the World”:

“It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s kind of shocking…It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.”

Who the hell cares what your husband says? He probably picked up an issue of the magazine to show to divorce lawyers after your new movie comes out because lord knows that he hasn’t done anything worthwhile since….since….Godzilla? No, thats not it. Hmmmm……well I know he has a copy of it. You better hope that pre-nup is air-tight. No man can be married to a girl who’s on a Maxim list for being the unsexiest women in the world. Not just in New York. Or in the USA. In the entire world.

Do I think they’re exaggerating? Maybe a little. I definitely know Jim has been with uglier chicks, so they may have misspoke. But it still doesn’t make it any less funny. Does Sarah want a carrot? How about a sugar cube?



Sex (Tapes) in the City by phattyjboy

Kristin Davis Por Scandal

I know. My title is very clever. You wonder how I even come up with these things. I surprise myself everyday.

Look some of these pictures look a lot like Kristin Davis and some of them don’t. TMZ is reporting that these photos were from 1992, even before she was on “Melrose Place”. And waaaaaay before the girls on “Sex in the City” told her about a bikini wax, apparently. I guess a boyfriend was pissed at her, so he leaked the pictures, blah blah blah.

People, the Sex in the City movie comes out right around the corner. Don’t be so stupid to think that this shit wasn’t planned to coincide with it. If you’re the guy who leaked the pictures, you’re smart because she’s getting a lot of PR time right now for the movie. And if your Kristin Davis, then I guess you really felt the movie was going to be that bad or that people weren’t going to come see it. I think every girl I’ve ever known (and some “guys”) watched this show while it was on TV. Do you really think you have anything to worry about?

This just goes to show that even back in the early 90’s, girls were willing to get naked in front of a camera. Seems like the media makes it seem like girls weren’t whores back then. And that is completely not true. We just didn’t have the same internet back then. Just like every time some old person talks about how “Back in my day, you could walk around wherever you wanted, and no one would do anything to you.” That’s just because news didn’t travel very fast before television and the internet, old man. They still had murder and rape and kidnapping. And World Wars. Do you remember those? Don’t talk to me about how my generation is a bunch of punks ever again. EVER.

Its not that I disagree with you. But I just don’t want to hear about it.

Early 90’s Porn Gallery (if you want to see this shit for the 100th time). Very, very NSFW.