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Threat or Moronic Blog Writer? You Decide by idontknowmuch

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Us Magazine is reporting that Heath Ledger’s father, Kim, has told anyone that will listen that Heath’s ex-wife and daughter will be “taken care of” after news has come out that all of Heath’s assets are to be distributed to his father and sisters instead of his young daughter, Matilda.

What a jerk! I really can’t believe how brazen Kim is being about this. First of all, is he so greedy that he wants all of his dead son’s money? Secondly, he is willing to “take care of” his son’s ex-wife and his grandaughter for a few lousy dollars? Third, who is going to do it? Is he going to hire someone to take them out, or will he do it himself? Finally, how can the Austrailian and American police and investigative bureaus just sit idly by and let these threats go unpunished? I’m flabbergasted.

Lets go to the article for more info:

“Matilda is an absolute priority and Michelle is an integral part of our family,” Kim Ledger said in a statement. “They will be taken care of and that’s how Heath would want it to be.”

Oh. Maybe Kim means that Williams and her daughter will be taken care of financially, as in all of their needs being met. Hmm. This is awkward. I really have to stop jumping to conclusions.



Just the facts, ma’am by idontknowmuch

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Here’s the official word on Heath Ledger’s cause of death (as told by People magazine):

Mr. Heath Ledger died as the result of acute intoxication by the combined effects of oxycodone, hydrocodone, diazepam, temazepam, alprazolam, and doxylamine,” said an announcement released Wednesday morning by office spokesperson Ellen Borakove. “We have concluded that the manner of death is accident, resulting from the abuse of prescription medications,” the two-paragraph statement said in its entirety.

I don’t want to be the one to say it, but I know you’re all thinking it. How fucked up is the media today? There were actually reports that he died of natural causes. NATURAL CAUSES. The police reported that there were pill bottles found by his body and we all know the masseuse freaked out and called Mary-Kate because she wanted to try and cover that shit up. That’s a lot of medication to just take randomly.

It reminds me of the time in high school when someone said I did this fat younger chick in the janitor’s closet. I was like “you can’t come up with anything better than the janitor’s closet? Thats sooo cliche. I’m not saying I didn’t do the girl, but just back up the story with some facts. Jesus.”

It went something like that.



The Dark Knight by idontknowmuch



A bunch of other sites have already posted this video this morning and it’ll probably be taken down soon, so watch the preview. The movie looks just as fantastic as “Batman Begins” and thats because Christopher Nolan is a genius (for anyone who wants proof, see “Memento”). And there are going to be people lining up to see this movie in July because its one of Heath Ledger’s last films and probably his most anticipated.

I also found it amusing to learn how pissed off Jack Nicholson was about Nolan not asking him to reprise his role as the Joker. This isn’t “Geriatric Batman”, Jack. I don’t want to discredit you or your talents in any way, but come on. This is much different than “Something’s Gotta Give”. Although you were a bad ass in “The Departed”. Come to think of it, maybe they should have given you the chance.

That said, Heath Ledger fucking nailed the part. Every trailer I’ve seen, shit every picture I’ve seen, represents exactly how The Joker should be played. Creepy as hell with a couple screws loose. And it helps that he looks like someone tried to carve him from ear to ear. Batman movies should be dark as hell and I’m glad that Nolan and his team have saved the franchise from Clooney, Schwarzenegger, and Carrey.

Oh and one more thing: This is the movie that Tom “I’m Fucking Nuts” Cruise wouldn’t let his wifey poo be a part of. Not that she was really good in “Batman Begins”, but she is more attractive than Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Six Degress: Maggie’s brother Jake was Heath’s love in “Brokeback”. Coincidence? I think not.

UPDATE: The bank that is featured in the trailer is at Van Buren and Canal in Chicago. I drove by a couple months ago and then had spotlights that lit up the side of the building and lettering that said “Gotham Bank” on it. At the end of the scene, they actually pull out onto Van Buren going the wrong way. I know. I’m a nerd.