jessica romo? by idontknowmuch

Friends of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and big breasted incest survivor Jessica Simpson say marriage may be in the near future for the two. Us Weekly reports:

“I think they’re going to get married,” Romo’s close friend of three years, Michael Starr, says in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.

Romo’s ex, Sophia Bush, says “I think they could go the distance…..they are perfect for each other.”

Jessica Simpson

Sophia also added, “Also, these two are both fucking retards. Seriously, I once had dinner with Tony, and it took him fifteen minutes to butter a roll. And don’t even get me started on Jessica. That idiot couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted her the ‘c’ and the ‘t’.”  

Only Man for Jess by idontknowmuch

Papa Joe Simpson and Jessica Simpson

Let’s see…….

Nick Lakie (I don’t care if its Lachey)

John Mayer

That guy from Maroon 5

Dane Cook

John Mayer

That guy from biology class (lucky bastard)

John Mayer again

Biology class dude again (John Mayer’s pissed)

Tony Romo

Terrell Owens (he was saying sorry)

Jason Witten (you know it happened)

Tony Romo

Obviously her dad is the only one to make those boobies happy. Creep.

Or maybe she’s just a fucking nutjob.