Now I Better Re-Think Things by idontknowmuch


Us Magazine is reporting that The Hills ‘star’ Heidi Montag is going to vote for Republican presidential hopeful John McCain:

“I’m voting for John McCain. I’m a Republican and McCain has a lot of experience,”¬†Heidi explains.

Ya know, I was 99.9 percent sure I was going to vote for Barack Obama if given the chance in November. But now that I hear that Heidi is backing McCain, I certainly have a lot to think about. Before I make my final decision, I better¬†consult the only five people who’s opinion I value more than Heidi Montag:

–Adolf Hitler’s corpse
–The woman who wrongly accused the Duke lacrosse players of rape
–George Bush
–The guy at my office who comes in and fixes the copier once a month
–Ex-Chicago Bears tight end Cap Boso.

(Please don’t turn the comments section into a political flame war–yes, I know that Heidi’s vote counts just as much as mine and that John McCain is a hero, and I respect him. These are just jokes, people).