No, it’s a cardigan, but thanks for noticing! by phattyjboy

Rachel Bilson with an old man 1

I swear to god, don’t you pull an Anna Nicole on me, Rachel.

Ms. Bilson was out on a date with this stud muffin in the argyle cardigan (or at least I think thats argyle but who knows I don’t wear cute sweaters like that) and I couldn’t be more jealous. Sweetheart, I still hate the bangs, but they are growing on me. The studded leather boots don’t mean your “hardcore” and if they go up to your knees, then you’re supposed to wear them outside your jeans. We’ve talked about this a million times!

Her jeans are very nice though. If I cared what label they were or how much they cost, I’d probably post that, but I don’t. I just know her ass looks nice in them. If they were $4.88 at Wal-Mart but hugged her hips the same way, we all know I’d still make fun of her for them, but I really wouldn’t care. Its all about how your ass looks. Not that they’re washed in acid. Or have a hammer holder on the side. Because that would just be wrong. Unless you carried a hammer with you.

“Excuse me, ma’am, but can you help my find Hammer?”

“Umm….sure. Who’s Hammer?”

“Oh Hammer is the name of my johnson.”

Asstastic Voyages:

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One Liners by idontknowmuch

– How fun would Gary Busey be at my next cocktail party? I’ll let you know!  (IDLYITW)

–  Something isn’t very beautiful about this, Christina. Yikes. (WWTDD)

– She’ll look exactly like her mother in a few years. Just wait. (DrunkenStepfather)

– Another edition of “Way Too Hot For Him” this Wednesday on ABC. (DrunkenStepfather)

– They’re definitely lesbians together. (SeriouslyOMG)

– I like this quote: “Too bad she didn’t pass the oral exam, or she might not be in the bind she’s in now.” (ICYDK)

– I love his band, but come on, Jared. (Dlisted)

– Damn it, Summer. ::sigh:: (JustJared)