Turns Out the Secret is Leeches by idontknowmuch


While on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ Monday night, actress Demi Moore said that her recent trip to Australia resulted in a trip to a “cleanser”, which included having leeches were placed on various parts of her body.

“These are highly-trained medical leeches,” Moore said. ” “You feel [them] bite down on you, and you want to go, ‘You bastard!’ and then you relax and watch it swell up. They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you, it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit – and your health is optimized,”

She added, “It detoxifies your blood – I’m feeling very detoxified right now.”

So, the secret behind Demi Moore’s ageless beauty has been released. It wasn’t enough Botox to kill a small horse and some silicone. It was leeches. So, women….if you want to be hot at 45, go stick some slimy creatures on your face and body. Then, just sit back, relax, and wait for the 19-year boys come running.