Take It Easy, Doogie! You’re Hurtin’ Feelings by idontknowmuch


OK magazine is reporting that ‘How I Met Your Mother’ star Neil Patrick Harris was not a fan of his show’s decision to cast Britney Spears:

“I’m in the minority that feels our show does not need stunt casting in order to succeed,” Harris said.

Whoa! ‘Stunt casting’! Well, Britney shouldn’t feel that bad. Harris said the same thing about the initial casting of Max Casella on ‘Doogie Howser, MD’ in 1989. Also, she wasn’ the only one he ripped on during this interview. Look out Sean Hayes!:

“However, there might be some other I worry that if they start ‘Will and Grace’-ing us too much, that the show will suffer. We’re all really proud of the content of the show.”

Holy shit! NPH isn’t leaving anyone alone! Spraying to all fields. To think, a fucking gay dude ripping up ‘Will and Grace’. Whats next? Me criticizing porn? Well, thats not quite the same thing. Was that all Harris said? Hell to the no:

Last Monday, the show introduced a “mystery woman” who warns women not to date the single minded Barney, played by Neil Patrick Harris. When asked who he thinks the network may cast to play the woman, Harris replied, “No telling, but based on the stunt casting we’ve done in the past, I’m guessing Tara Reid.”

Wait one second, you fucking hack. I’ll sit back and let you criticize the casting of Britney Spears. I won’t bat an eyelash when you talk shit about ‘Will and Grace’; but when you start to denigrate a class act and an overall great lady like Tara Reid, the fucking star of ‘Body Shots’ for Christs sakes………I simply won’t stand for it.

I will now discontinue my viewing of ‘How I Met Your Mother.’ Then again, I never watched it in the first place.

Oy by idontknowmuch


OK Magazine is reporting that Britney Spears has gotten back with her first manager, Larry Rudolph, in a move that may help solidify her most recent comeback attempt.

Rudolph was the man repsonsible for finding Britney and managing her career up until the star’s breakdown in late-2006 and early-2007. OK reports:

After her brief stint at the Promises clinic in Malibu, Brit went public with her ill-feelings toward Larry, chastising him on camera in a bizarre, disjointed rant, for what she viewed as siding with her folks against her. However, Brit’s dad has always been open about his positive feelings toward Larry, even publicly thanking Larry for his efforts. And now Jamie, who has continued to think the world of Larry both as a manager and as a friend who has Britney’s best interests at heart, has finally convinced Britney to let him take over the reins of her recently resurgent career.

Whether or not Larry is a good influence on Britney’s career remains to be seen; I have no idea if he has good intentions or not. What I am confused about is the ‘resurgent career’ part. Since when does a 5-minute stint on an unfunny sitcom mean you’re back as one of the world’s most sought-after entertainers? Yes, I know she’s ‘in the studio’…….excuse me if I’m not convinced her new album will take her to new heights.

Honestly, I have nothing against Britney. I hate writing about her, because every damn celebrity blog is 50 percent Britney, and its ridiculous. I really don’t care if she gets her career back on track or not, or if she gets her life in order and regains custody of her children ever again. But can Larry can make her hot again? Thats the question. Your work is cut out for you, Larry.

South Louisiana Park by phattyjboy

Britney Spears on South Park

I love when the South Park guys comment on today’s important subjects. Britney Spears is probably the most important celebrity figure of the last year, and instead of exploiting her completely, they tugged at our heart strings with this episode.

Nevermind that they have Britney come to South Park to escape the paparazzi, only to blow her head off with a shotgun to try and rid herself of the torment of being a celebrity. Nevermind that she survives and they record an album and shoot a video with her headless body, only to make fun of her for being too dumb and fat. And nevermind that that she had to eventually die because without her sacrifice, there would have never been a good harvest.

Not only is South Park a sounding board for politically incorrect “truths” and sound opinions, but they are also prognosticators. The next sacrificial lamb (and quasi-reincarnation of Ms. Spears) is……Miley Cyrus. Told you, folks. I told you months ago. She’s just being Britney Miley.

Bonus material: Please please please go check out “Southside Park” if you haven’t seen it. Wow. Spot on.

Bonus Bonus material: Click HERE for a full version of last night’s episode.

One Liners by idontknowmuch

Kat von D and Nikki Sixx

– Who hasn’t this whore let punch her kitty kat? (ASL)

– See the Eliot Spitzer’s ho’s who are pretty damn attractive (eBaum’s World)

– Of course Britney wouldn’t make a realistic cartoon of herself because she doesn’t live in reality (IDLYITW)

– Get a permit before you film a fake shooting in front of Kate Hudson’s house (Guanabee)

– Rock Whore Band (Who Cares)

– I’ve always liked Sienna Miller since that scene in the “Alfie” remake (Egotastic)

How I Met Britney’s British Side by phattyjboy

“How I Met Your Mother” marketing shot

By now everyone knows that Britney Spears is going to do a stint on “How I Met Your Mother.” She will supposedly play an secretary or assistant to someone that Ted’s character on the show is playing. Now we find out that she was supposed to play a secretary to a dermatologist who was supposed to be played by Alicia Silverstone. Ms. Silverstone, not relevant since the 90’s, has backed out because she does not want to be freaked out exposed to crazies overshadowed by Ms. Spears. So now Sarah Chalke of “Scrubs” fame has stepped in for one episode to play the ill-fated dermatologist.

First of all, Sarah Chalke confuses me. She came out waaaay before Katherine Heigl on “Grey’s Anatomy”, but somehow has played a Mad TV-esque spoof on Katherine in Scrubs. And she’s also very hot and bangable in some episodes, but then another day I don’t even want to look at her. Its like that okay-looking chick you banged last weekend and can’t stop having sex with even though she annoys you because no one else wants to touch you right now. You have her come over, slap your shit around, and then can’t wait for her to leave. But then when she doesn’t return your calls, you get all attached and shit.

What, you don’t do that? Whatever.

Neil Patrick Harris

I think this is a brilliant PR move by “How I Met Your Mother”. Britney will be completely atrocious, but everyone will tune in to see the disaster. Kind of like her MTV Awards appearance or the reason a gaper’s block forms on the road – you cannot look away even though you want to puke. In case you wanted to know what Neil Patrick Harris had to say (and it IS kind of funny), you can visit this site for an interview with Entertainment Tonight. He wonders what side of Britney we’ll see on the show and if she has a master plan and is just fooling us. I think Britney thinks that her British accent is just hotter than her southern one. Southern is waaaaaaay better.

She Looks Decently Decent Here by idontknowmuch

Britney Spears decent

But I still wouldn’t touch her. Unless I was drunk. Really drunk. And high. Shit I better not ever actually go out to a club and see this girl. I’ll be so drunk and high that I might actually touch her. Ohh shit. I’m never going near L.A. again. God damnit. I always attract the psychotic bitches.

::sigh:: It’s my curse.

IDKM Shocker of the Day by idontknowmuch

 Jamie Lynn Spears

The Sun UK is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears was an accident, just like the baby she’s carrying. What a wonderful family tradition. Jamie Lynn’s uncle William, speaking from his residence in a ‘camper van’, was interviewed by the British tabloid this week.

The Sun reports:

Jamie (the father) was shocked when he found out wife Lynne was pregnant (with Jamie Lynn) as he had a vasectomy after she gave birth to Britney, their second child…..Jamie demanded a DNA test, that eventually proved he was the baby’s biological father.  William added, “That’s why they named her Jamie Lynn, to kind of make the point that she was from both of them.”

So, lets get this straight. Jamie Lynn was conceived after her father was snipped. A DNA test later proved that Jamie was Jamie Lynn’s father. Then, they decided to name Jamie Lynn after both parents to ‘make the point’ that the daughter was from both of them.

My head is going to explode.

First, what does it say about the Spears’ family ability to reproduce if the men in the family aren’t even stopped by vasectomy? Rich, intelligent, loving people who would make great parents struggle to get pregnant, and this tribe of retards has a baby every time a man and woman in the family hold hands. Second, who performed the vasectomy–one of Uncle Willie’s friends from the trailer park? Third, the Spears family knew about DNA testing in 1991, when Lynn was pregnant with her now knocked up teen daughter? I highly doubt that. They probably think ‘DNA test’ stands for ‘Don’t (K)Now Anyone’ else who could have gotten me pregnant. And finally, after a supposed DNA test ruled that Jamie was the father of this little miracle, they still felt the need to name the baby Jamie Lynn to make a point that she was from both of them? What, the paternity test wasn’t enough? Giving the kid that name is the final nail in the coffin of proof?

And lets not forget, the source on this story is Uncle Willie from the camper van. Is there any wonder how this family is so completely fucked up?

Why do we even need to investigate this? by idontknowmuch

Britney Spears swimsuit

TMZ is reporting that the LAPD’s Robbery Homicide division is indeed investigating Sam Lutfi to see if he had drugged and controlled Britney Spear’s life. They had previously denied reports that an investigation was ongoing, but thats probably because they already know he drugged the bitch. They are still denying that there are any real “suspects” in the case, but people with an IQ of 48 can figure this one out.

Just lock them both up as far as I’m concerned. It would do Hollywood society humanity a great injustice NOT to lock them up. Whether he drugged her to try and take over her life, or she took drugs and he just helped her get them, does not matter to me. Do you remember when Britney threw him out of her car so that she could drive and he went along with it like a puppy who just shit on the carpet and now has his tail between his legs? This guy isn’t some mastermind or anything. He thought Britney had tons of money and they probably got jiggy with it (get int he DeLorean and gun it to 1998) and he just milked her for all she’s worth. Literally.

All you English majors: Don’t you dare fucking correct me for using the word “literally” like that. I don’t give no shit.

The Next Generation by idontknowmuch

Ali Lohan

The picture above was not posted so we can see Lindsay’s much younger sister in a bikini (although Lindsay is looking good here). It was posted because Teen Vogue printed an interview with Ali Lohan where she says things like this:

“I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”

And she wants to be famous: “really bad, so bad. So bad you don’t even know.”

With a reality show already in the works with her whore of a mother, Dina Lohan, I’m going to say, without a shred of doubt, that she will follow in her sister’s footsteps. Look at the way she already talks and how much attention she is craving. She’s already in the shadows of the naked photoshoot and millions of dollars her sister has made off her tits acting. She’s going to have to fuck prove to everyone that she can be just as whorey good as her sister, or at least as talented hot.

Let’s follow a pattern here: Britney and Jaime Lynn. Now Lindsay and Ali. I wanna know if Hayden has any younger sisters that want to “prove themselves”. And look at what Miley Cyrus has done with her dad’s success (even though I don’t know how). All this goes back to the parents. The Spears and the Lohans are horrible, horrible parents and its very clear to see that with their children’s actions. Now I know money and fame and success and pressure play into all this, but if Miley stays the course and stops posting MySpace pictures and is a nice girl, then this will prove my point further. And if Hayden stays a nice girl, too.

But just look at our previous post about the Southwest Airlines dumb sluts. All I know is that when I was 13 or 14, girls weren’t dressing like B-squad strippers or making videos of themselves dancing in their underwear or naked. And if they were, then I blame the internet for taking so god damn long to develop. These kids todays have it so easy seeing boobs. They didn’t have to look through squiggly lines on the TV in the basement at night and wait for a nipple to pop up. They can go on YouTube or Flickr right now and find naughty pictures of the hot girls in school and their next door neighbors slightly older daughter that just “matured” a bit more.

In my day, if you wanted to be a creep, you had to just look over the fence at her or try to sneak into the girls bathroom and pretend you thought it was the guys. Thats the right to do it, dammit.

New American Apparel Ad? by idontknowmuch

Chris Crocker

Their ad people sure do use some very uni-sexual ugly mo fo’s in their ad campaigns. I’m all for sexy pictures of underage-looking girls in their boys underwear, but this just takes it too far.

What the fuck species is this?