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I’m Not Buying It by idontknowmuch

dick_in_a_box

The Sun UK is reporting that Justin Timberlake recently purchased an expensive necklace for his girlfriend, Jessica Biel, because she was upset he was spending time with Madonna:

JT has been at the Queen of Pop’s beck and call over the past year while collaborating on her forthcoming album ‘Hard Candy’. And movie beauty Jessica has been a little put out by their close working relationship……..So to make it up to Jessica he snapped up the sparkling white gold and emerald chain from top jeweller H Stern.

Listen, I know all women are somewhat insecure and many are prone to jealousy. But you cannot tell me that Jessica Biel, who looks like this…………
Jessica_Biel

……..is feeling jealous because her boyfriend, a guy who could probably fuck anyone he wants, is working with a woman that now looks like this……….
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Don’t get me wrong…..Madonna looks pretty good for a 52-year old lady who will be a grandmother in about a week. But unless he has a GILF fetish, I’m pretty sure Justin has better options than a woman who was at her apex while he was still in dipers.

(*–Dick in a Box picture included because I couldn’t bring myself to post a picture of Justin with his shirt off or something……its bad enough I like his music.)



He’s Not a Virgin by phattyjboy

Jessica Biel’s bikini ass

Justin Timberlake introduced Madonna at her Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremony last night. And it was typical award show hilarity bullshit. US Magazine reports:

“She has still found time to kiss someone I may or may not have publicly kissed myself while I was in the audience” Timberlake said. “Of course you know I was talking about Sean Penn.”…Timberlake punctuated his remarks with, “The world has always been full of Madonna wannabes and I might have even dated a couple.”

Look. I like JT. He may be ripping off Michael Jackson, but no one should give a shit because the music is catchy and he’s banging hot ass instead of trying to seduce little boys. Enough said. But this was a little retarded. Blah blah blah Madonna blah blah would have been sufficient. Check out the video:



(Just in case you care that Ms. Biel is pictured above and not JT, beware of my fist. It will punch you.)