No Shit by phattyjboy

Amanda Overmyer mugshot

We can’t get through a season of American Idol without finding some dirt on one of the contestants. Of course that is no surprise. These people are trying to make it in the music industry and are going on a reality television show to do so. Most are obviously attention-seeking and/or starved and need to feel good about themselves. So its no wonder that we find naked pictures of one contestant. I’m surprised thats not a prerequisite for getting on the show. Amanda Overmyer already has a DUI announced to the entire world. Then there’s that other guy who was a gay stripper or some shit. And I’m sure all the other chicks got naked as hell in college and are on the internet somewhere. All this shit just keeps moving the Idol machine.

Which is fine by me. It provides entertainment and while I cannot stand to watch people emberrass themselves on live TV (weird, right?), I do appreciate the embarrassment of naked pictures on the internet for the entire world to see. This chick will have kids someday and she’ll be none as the American Idol contestant that the nation asked this question about:

Does her skunk carpet match the drapes?

I guess we’ll have to wait to find out, and then look away in embarrassment disgust horror.

One Liners by idontknowmuch

Amanda Overmeyer

– Top 10 9 girls and one skunk’s performances from American Idol last night (JustJared)

– Harlow Madden slightly resembles a girl version of Vern Troyer (People)

– Awww a promise ring for Ashlee! (DListed)

– Winehouse is back on the sauce crack ecstasy every drug known to man-kind (The Sun)

– Jessica, you already did this interview for GQ a couple years ago and no one feels sorry that you got made fun of because you were hot in grade school (Page Six)

– You already did the best photoshoot you could ever do, LiLo (ASL)

– God, I used to love her, especially in that boring movie with Sigourney Weaver (Hollywood Tuna)