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Paris Hilton is in Love. With Someone Other than Herself. by idontknowmuch

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People magazine is reporting that Paris Hilton, America’s most overused export, is telling everyone she is in love with boyfriend and Good Charlotte group member Benji Madden.

“I’ve never felt so happy and in love,” Hilton wrote in her MySpace celebrity blog. “He’s such an amazing guy and life has never been better.”

The article also claims that Hilton has been touring with Good Charlotte for over a month.

“”It’s so much fun going to their shows every night, I now know every song by heart,” Hilton wrote. “All the guys in the band are so cool and sweet and it’s been such an amazing and memorable experience.”

Wait a minute……Good Charlotte is still on tour? I know I’m getting old, but the last song I remember of theirs having any popularity was released in 2002. And even that sucked.

Also, why is a member of a relatively well-known and successful music group dating Paris Hilton? First of all, she’s corroded with disease. Second of all, shouldn’t this guy be getting his fill of hot groupie ass? Why is he bringing this waste of oxygen on tour with him? Maybe he thinks he has the inside track to marrying her and thus being entitled to a piece of that Hilton fortune.

But Benji…..is that small chance at money worth having your penis decay and fall off? I think not, my friend. Think this through.


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Fucking dude has a dog’s name anyways. He’s used to fucking dirty bitches. Benji Madden sounds like John’s wife’s little bitch dog.

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