You and Me Both, Christina by idontknowmuch


Christina Ricci, star of the upcoming ‘Speed Racer’, told her personal trainer during pre-filming workouts if she could get Jessica Biel’s butt.

“I asked my trainer, ‘Can you give me Jessica Biel’s butt?”, Ricci said……..but because of Ricci’s 5’0″ frame, her trainer told her no, to which Christina said “You always want what you can’t have!”

Amen to that, Ms. Ricci. I asked my personal trainer if I could have Jessica Biel’s butt, but I don’t think he heard me. Then I asked him if I could have Scarlett Johannsen’s tits, and he just ignored me. After that, I asked him for Stacy Keibler’s legs, and he gave me a weird look and walked away from me. In fact, he wasn’t even a personal trainer. He was just some guy working behind the counter at the local pharmacy where I pick up my “happy pills.”