“10 Worst Nude Scenes of All-Time” is probably not the kind of list you want to be on by idontknowmuch

Marisa Tomei and Philip Seymour Hoffman had this to say:

Philip Seymour Hoffman has topped a list of the 10 Worst Nude Film Scenes of all time. The Oscar-winning actor landed the honour after baring all and romping in steamy sex scenes with Hollywood beauty Marisa Tomei in last year’s thriller ‘Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead’. Dennis Dermody, who compiled the list for US magazine, Paper, said: “The image of Philip’s big, bare flabby a** is branded on my brain.”

Patrick Dempsey – dubbed ‘Dr. McDreamy’ by fans of his hit TV show ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ – comes in second for his full-frontal nude scene in 1988 comedy ‘Some Girls’. Dermody blasts: “The scene won’t make you think McDreamy, but rather McTeeny.”

In third place is American football TV pundit Terry Bradshaw, who fed fish in an aquarium while completely naked in ‘Failure to Launch’ two years ago.

Fourth spot goes to 72-year-old star Donald Sutherland, who stripped off while undergoing a physical examination in ‘Space Cowboys’ in 2000.

And Oscar-winning actress Kathy Bates takes fifth spot after shocking audiences by “covering her body with mud and running around the jungle” in 1991 drama ‘At Play in the Fields of the Lord’.

No comment on any of these scenes except that Kathy Bates with clothes on makes me want to puke forever and ever. The good that comes out of this article? I found out how hot Marisa Tomei still is. You all love “My Cousin Vinny” and if you say you don’t, we know you secretly do. The guy from Karate Kid? Joe Pesci? Come on! But seriously, check out (NSFW) Marisa HERE and HERE and HERE. If you didn’t know who that was, you’d easily think she was in her late 20’s or early 30’s.

For more pictures and video of Philip Seymour Hoffman sweating all over poor Marisa, check out Egotastic.