I’m DEFINITELY a stalled Clear by idontknowmuch
January 28, 2008, 3:40 pm
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Leah Remini

So….ummm I don’t even know where to begin. This shit reminds me of a group of friends I used to know I was little. They had a tree fort on our block and made up weird chants and prayers that they said to this tree. And every time I was around them, they’d use weird language and codes for things, like if they were going to leave and go around the block, they’d say “GATB”. I know. Brilliant, right?

Needless to say, I didn’t hang out with these kids for very long. One of them was GATB when a car hit him and he flew like forty feet into a tree. And all I could think of was “You guys pray to these god damn trees and now look at you.” That’s my only explanation for this:

“This is Leah Remini Writing you again. Some of you may know me from the TV show “King of Queens”, but what is more important is that I m now OT V and at one point I was a very stalled Clear. A lot of people helped me to get OT, and I decided I was going to turn around and help every Clear make it to OT….

If your C/S has CS ed you for the PTS SP course, or some other needed action to get you rolling up the GRADECHART faster, then do it, and do it fast….

I would hear people talk to me about other Clears and refer to them as “stalled Clears” and I would be like “Yeah-they are totally stalled. You guys should handle them.” Never once did I think “I” was a stalled Clear, because I was always doing something. Once my mother told me I was stalled and I actually thought she was an idiot. Really, I thought “Wow, she really should handle that.” I also thought she just didn’t know me. My mom is OT VII and a Class VI. She did know me and she was right. So, it is up to you now to be honest with yourself and look at your own progress up the Bridge….”

If I learned anything from the strange backyard tree cult, it is this – the Scientologists better not ever cross a real goddamn bridge. That thing is gonna fall down. Or quite possibly fall down on top of them. True story.

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