Filed under: Christina Aguilera | Tags: Christina Aguilera, doctors are perverts, Jordan Bratman is an asshole, Max Aguilera, pregnant, talk about huge, wow
Ms. Aguilera has yet to deliver the 2nd and 3rd babies from her triplets, even though she had her son Max almost a month ago. Doctors around the world are baffled. “We’ve never seen the fetuses move up into the chest like that.”
Filed under: Daniel Edwards, Halle Berry, Oprah | Tags: Daniel Edwards, Halle Berry, i dont know how to spell sarcaphagus, Oprah, pregnant, sculpture, wow look at that belly
Was this supposed to be Oprah?
Or pregnant Halle Berry?
Because if its Halle, you made her look too much like Oprah, dumbass.
Filed under: Jessica Alba | Tags: ass, fat cheeks, Jessica Alba, let her gain weight, MTV, not that I care, pregnant, still freaking hot, who does that at the beach?
She’s pregnant. Thats usually what happens to girls who are pregnant. They gain weight. The ones that don’t look like they’ve put on any pounds until they’re like 7 1/2 months along are freaks of nature anyways. And to be honest, I think she still looks damn fine. Now don’t get me wrong, I don’t think I’ll ever get this picture out of my mind:
But give her a damn break. Who cares if her cheeks are getting fat? Are you even looking at her cheeks in the picture above? No…not those cheeks. Obviously we’re all looking at her ass. The one’s on her face.
Oh nevermind.
Filed under: Britney Spears, Jamie Lynn Spears | Tags: aww cute puppy, Britney Spears, Celebrity Rehab, Dr. Drew, I don't normally condone violence, Jamie Lynn Spears, mom and dad I need help, pregnant, put some panties on, slap a ho
I don’t really believe in violence, but someone needs to slap some god damn sense into this girl. And it should be her mother and father. She just needs attention (thats very obvious), so show some. Put some panties on her mommy ass and get her the hell out of L.A. Work on getting those kids back. Or else she’s going to end up dead. Or on Celebrity Rehab.
And we all know we’d love to watch that great piece of television history, but I don’t even know if Dr. Drew can help this bitch out. Let’s just hope Jamie Lynn is watching this self-destruction and she makes things right, too. When Britney went down the tubes, you know all you perverts out there were just waiting for her sister to become of age. Now look at what you did, Jaime Lynn. You ruined that for all of them. Selfish bitch.
