Filed under: Rachel Bilson | Tags: Anna Nicole is rolling over in her grave, Bilson pics, celebrity, entertainment, Gossip, i love fuck me boots, i need to get myself a sweet ass cardigan, Rachel Bilson, uhh uhh get it get it
I swear to god, don’t you pull an Anna Nicole on me, Rachel.
Ms. Bilson was out on a date with this stud muffin in the argyle cardigan (or at least I think thats argyle but who knows I don’t wear cute sweaters like that) and I couldn’t be more jealous. Sweetheart, I still hate the bangs, but they are growing on me. The studded leather boots don’t mean your “hardcore” and if they go up to your knees, then you’re supposed to wear them outside your jeans. We’ve talked about this a million times!
Her jeans are very nice though. If I cared what label they were or how much they cost, I’d probably post that, but I don’t. I just know her ass looks nice in them. If they were $4.88 at Wal-Mart but hugged her hips the same way, we all know I’d still make fun of her for them, but I really wouldn’t care. Its all about how your ass looks. Not that they’re washed in acid. Or have a hammer holder on the side. Because that would just be wrong. Unless you carried a hammer with you.
“Excuse me, ma’am, but can you help my find Hammer?”
“Umm….sure. Who’s Hammer?”
“Oh Hammer is the name of my johnson.”
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Filed under: 2008 Academy Awards, Adrien Brody, Brooke Hogan, Christina Aguilera, Elsa Pataky, Gary Busey, Jamie Lynn Spears, Jared Leto, Natalie Portman, Rachel Bilson, Scarlett Johansson | Tags: check out 30 Seconds to Mars, didn't have plastic surgery my white ass, Gary Busey is the only real mofo in Hollywood, Her mother's daughter, Jamie Lynn might actually have a brain, Rachel Bilson's haircut better grow on me, They're definitely gay for each other, Why Elsa, why?
– How fun would Gary Busey be at my next cocktail party? I’ll let you know! (IDLYITW)
– Something isn’t very beautiful about this, Christina. Yikes. (WWTDD)
– She’ll look exactly like her mother in a few years. Just wait. (DrunkenStepfather)
– Another edition of “Way Too Hot For Him” this Wednesday on ABC. (DrunkenStepfather)
– They’re definitely lesbians together. (SeriouslyOMG)
– I like this quote: “Too bad she didn’t pass the oral exam, or she might not be in the bind she’s in now.” (ICYDK)
– I love his band, but come on, Jared. (Dlisted)
– Damn it, Summer. ::sigh:: (JustJared)
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