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According to Us magazine, after being asked by paparazzi if there was any truth to the rumors that he was dating Cameron Diaz, ‘300′ star Gerard Butler said “If I take a dog for a walk, apparently I’m fucking my dog!”

Dude, they were just asking if you were fucking a leggy Hollywood blonde, who many think is hot (not me, but still). Your response to that is to blurt out that you fuck animals? Whoa. Take it down a notch.

Its like when my wife walks in just after I’ve finished masturbating to tranny porn. “What are you doing?”, she’ll scream. And I’ll say, “Well, I wasn’t jerking it to ‘Boys Who Like Chicks with Dicks: Part 7′ if thats what you’re inferring!” In that case, I went too far. All I had to do was answer “Nothing”.

Just like Gerard here. Next time someone asks you if you’re nailing a Hollywood starlet, just say ‘No.’ Don’t get nervous and divulge your need to screw puppies.