Filed under: beauty secrets, Demi Moore, Jim | Tags: beauty secret, Demi Moore, I love MILFs, leeches, Striptease was the worst movie ever
While on ‘The Late Show with David Letterman’ Monday night, actress Demi Moore said that her recent trip to Australia resulted in a trip to a “cleanser”, which included having leeches were placed on various parts of her body.
“These are highly-trained medical leeches,” Moore said. ” “You feel [them] bite down on you, and you want to go, ‘You bastard!’ and then you relax and watch it swell up. They have a little enzyme that when they are biting down in you, it gets released in your blood and generally you bleed for quite a bit – and your health is optimized,”
She added, “It detoxifies your blood – I’m feeling very detoxified right now.”
So, the secret behind Demi Moore’s ageless beauty has been released. It wasn’t enough Botox to kill a small horse and some silicone. It was leeches. So, women….if you want to be hot at 45, go stick some slimy creatures on your face and body. Then, just sit back, relax, and wait for the 19-year boys come running.
Filed under: Jim, Leelee Sobieski, Matt Davis | Tags: I've never seen Legally Blonde--Ok I saw it, Leelee Sobieski, Matt Davis, nice rack, she grew up a bit
WENN reports that ‘Eyes Wide Shut’ star Leelee Sobieski was seen all over actor Matt Davis at a party over the weekend, and that the two are dating.
Sobieski - who has previously been linked to Josh Hartnett and Sean Lennon - was snapped enjoying an intimate clinch with Davis at a Hollywood Hills bash, prompting reports of their romantic involvement. An eyewitness tells the New York Post’s gossip column PageSix, “Matt had his hands all over her, touching her waist and rear end. It was very cute, and they definitely looked together.”
I don’t know if this is true or not; in fact, I have no idea who Matt Davis is. The article says he was in ‘Legally Blonde’, but I don’t want to look it up, so I’m guessing he played the boyfriend who broke up with Reese Witherspoon so he could marry Selma Blair. What do you mean, I know way too much about that movie? What are you inferring?
Anyway, it seems that Leelee is ridiculously stacked, so this post was really just a way to put up some hot pics of this chick and her sweet body. Enjoy.
Filed under: Jake Gyllenhaal, Jim, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe | Tags: Abbie Cornish, come on Reese, Jake Gyllenhaal, listen--I like Jake but he's gay, Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe
Ryan Phillippe can’t believe that his ex-wife, Reese Witherspoon, is dating Jake Gyllenhaal, according to People.
“It’s bizarre……There’s plenty of times when I say, ‘What a strange situation I’ve found myself in,’ “ Phillippe said. “But at a certain point you know it’s going to happen, so you are prepared.” The actor added that he avoids looking at photos of Witherspoon and her new boyfriend.
Ryan went on to add, “Its also bizarre because, ya know, Jake is gay. Like, mad gay, son. And I’m not just saying that because he was in a gay cowboy movie. I mean, Heath wasn’t gay. But Jake Gyllenhaal……that dude is as gay as the day is long. Richard Simmons told me that he thinks Jake should butch up a bit. I don’t know if Reese could of picked a worse actor to try to make me jealous with. Seriously. He’s definitely not fucking her. And if he is, he’s hating every minute of it.”
Phillippe then added, “Well, I gotta go. I have an appointment to go fuck a hot actress like Abbie Cornish on top of a pile of money. See ya.”
Filed under: country music, Dancing with the Stars, Jay Barker, Jim, Sara Evans | Tags: George Teague was a beast, Jay Barker, MILF, Sara Evans, University of Alabama, whatever happened to Gino Torreta?
People Magazine is reporting that country singer Sara Evans is engaged to Jay Barker, a radio host in Birmingham, Alabama.
Evans sings songs, apparently. She was also on ‘Dancing with the Stars.’ Besides working as a radio host, Barker was the quarterback for the University of Alabama football team:
Barker led Alabama to a national championship in 1992 and hosts a morning radio show in Birmingham.
I’m a humungous sports geek, so lets get one thing straight: Jay Barker didn’t lead shit to a national championship……the Bama defense that year was one of the best in college football history, and they carried a stagnant offense all the way to a title. Just because I work for a Fortune 500 company as a janitor doesn’t mean I led them to a $200 billion fiscal year.
But I don’t besmirch him the opportunity to nail this nice MILF. Solid pull, Jay.
Filed under: Jim, Kate Beckinsale | Tags: Angelina Jolie, Kate Beckinsale, sushi, the situation in Africa is serious, vagina
OK Magazine reports that actress Kate Beckinsale is not a fan of sushi:
“I have to say, sushi freaks me out more than almost anything,” she tells Moviefone. “At least a vagina would be warm.”
Kate Beckinsale continues to climb up my rankings of hot women, and quotes like this one where she just randomly suggests that she loves warm vagina aren’t going to hurt her. I encourage all attractive actresses to just throw random “warm vagina” quotes in their interviews:
Angelina Jolie: “I’m very concerned with the situation in Africa. Conditions are horrible, and the climate–which is warm like the vagina I enjoy partaking in from time to time–is not hospitable for crops.”
See, that works.
Filed under: Jessica Biel, Jim, Justin Timberlake, Madonna | Tags: expensive gifts, Jessica Biel, Jim, Justin Timberlake, Madonna, Madonna won an Oscar?
The Sun UK is reporting that Justin Timberlake recently purchased an expensive necklace for his girlfriend, Jessica Biel, because she was upset he was spending time with Madonna:
JT has been at the Queen of Pop’s beck and call over the past year while collaborating on her forthcoming album ‘Hard Candy’. And movie beauty Jessica has been a little put out by their close working relationship……..So to make it up to Jessica he snapped up the sparkling white gold and emerald chain from top jeweller H Stern.
Listen, I know all women are somewhat insecure and many are prone to jealousy. But you cannot tell me that Jessica Biel, who looks like this…………
……..is feeling jealous because her boyfriend, a guy who could probably fuck anyone he wants, is working with a woman that now looks like this……….
Don’t get me wrong…..Madonna looks pretty good for a 52-year old lady who will be a grandmother in about a week. But unless he has a GILF fetish, I’m pretty sure Justin has better options than a woman who was at her apex while he was still in dipers.
(*–Dick in a Box picture included because I couldn’t bring myself to post a picture of Justin with his shirt off or something……its bad enough I like his music.)
Filed under: Britney Spears, Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus, South Park | Tags: celebrity, entertainment, Gossip, I'd hate the paparazzi but love to have the money and b, News, South Park has still got it, Television, you have to feel bad for her sometimes
I love when the South Park guys comment on today’s important subjects. Britney Spears is probably the most important celebrity figure of the last year, and instead of exploiting her completely, they tugged at our heart strings with this episode.
Nevermind that they have Britney come to South Park to escape the paparazzi, only to blow her head off with a shotgun to try and rid herself of the torment of being a celebrity. Nevermind that she survives and they record an album and shoot a video with her headless body, only to make fun of her for being too dumb and fat. And nevermind that that she had to eventually die because without her sacrifice, there would have never been a good harvest.
Not only is South Park a sounding board for politically incorrect “truths” and sound opinions, but they are also prognosticators. The next sacrificial lamb (and quasi-reincarnation of Ms. Spears) is……Miley Cyrus. Told you, folks. I told you months ago. She’s just being Britney Miley.
Bonus material: Please please please go check out “Southside Park” if you haven’t seen it. Wow. Spot on.
Bonus Bonus material: Click HERE for a full version of last night’s episode.
Filed under: Jessica Alba, Pregnant Hotties | Tags: celebrity, Daddy will save her from the pap's, entertainment, Gossip, I wonder if they'll name the child "Change" after his d, Jessica Alba looks uncomfortable, News, Pregnant Actresses
My poor little Jessi Bear. You look so upset. I know all those people taking your picture are annoying. Lord knows I can’t walk out of the house without lights flashing all around me, too. But that’s because I live across the street from a fire station. But I understand your pain. I mean, I know they have to go “fight fires” and “save lives”, but do they have to be so loud when they do it? Ya know?
We haven’t talked in quite a while, so if Cash isn’t treating you right, you give daddy a call. I’m not going to promise you that pictures won’t be taken, but I’ll at least wait until the baby comes. What? Daddy’s gotta make some money, too. People already offered my $100K for them. Wait….wait. Jessica! Come on. I was only kidding…..Jess?
Damn it. Pregnant bitches are so uptight.
Galleria of Pregnancy:
Filed under: Calum Best, Lindsay Lohan | Tags: celebrity, entertainment, Gossip, Lindsay Lohan has sex tape, News, nooooo shit, Paris v.s. Lindsay: Whore-Off 2008, sticky rice loves me long time
Just days after the Kristin Davis sex tape broke on the scene, the Lindsay Lohan/Calum Best sex tape that there were rumors about comes up again. God, can’t this bitch let someone else have the spotlight for a change? And by spotlight, I mean that really annoying white light on the top of a handheld video camera.
Supposedly a “friend of a friend” of Lindsay’s linked this screenshot of a blow-J with her ex-boyfriend, Calum Best (sort of NSFW):
Its very grainy because it was taken with a cell phone. I guess it sorta kinda maybe looks like Lindsay. But honestly, who cares? This girl does not give a shit that you know who she blows and who she doesn’t. One word that I would never use to describe Lindsay: discreet.
We also learned that the whore is wearing a ring with the initials “SR” on them, just like the one that Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are wearing right now. The “SR” supposedly stands for her lesbian lover Samantha Ronson, but I think it symbolizes her love of sticky rice. You decide. And surprise surprise – two attention-craving whores who can’t let either one have the spotlight for a day. Honestly, girls, you should both just go into porn. You know a movie featuring the two of them with (insert any whore friend here) would be “box”-office gold (get it?). I don’t care how many people have seen just as much of you as your gynecologists. GOLD.
UPDATE: Click HERE and scroll down for a NSFW video clip of the alleged blow-J. I’m not so sure that is Lindsay and what the hell is being said in the background?
Filed under: American Idol, David Archuleta, Jim | Tags: American Idol, angry 14 year old girls unite!, David Archuleta, I'm sure to get hate comments on this one, well maybe not six times
OK Magazine is reporting that American Idol favorite David Archuleta has disappointing news for his many young female fans:
Millions of young hearts broke on Tuesday night when a mystery lady appeared in the American Idol audience with David Archuleta’s family. The finalist even hinted live on air that he hopes the shy brunette is going to be his prom date.
Well, just because he might want a certain girl to be his prom date doesn’t mean David’s fans should think that they have less of a chance with him, right? Lets look further into the article:
Just three weeks ago, David told the myFox Boston website that he’s still too young to have a girlfriend……..”I’m not really worried about getting a girlfriend,” he said. “I’m still too young for that”.
Well, thats perfectly normal. While most 17-year old guys think ONLY of sex, some are late bloomers who are focused on other things. Yes, I’m sure thats it. Well, lets be sure:
But it’s apparently not so for his younger siblings back in Utah. “My brothers and sisters, on the other hand, all have boyfriends and girlfriends,” David said. “I guess I’m weird!”
Ahhh. I see. Yes, that is what you are……..”weird.” You know, I’ve watched the show and noticed that David is, how you say, somewhat soft. Now that I hear he isn’t interested in a girlfriend at 17, even though he could be knee-deep in underage ass if he wanted…….yeah, folks, this dude is gay. He’s Clay Aiken part II.