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Friends of Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and big breasted incest survivor Jessica Simpson say marriage may be in the near future for the two. Us Weekly reports:

“I think they’re going to get married,” Romo’s close friend of three years, Michael Starr, says in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.

Romo’s ex, Sophia Bush, says “I think they could go the distance…..they are perfect for each other.”

Sophia also added, “Also, these two are both fucking retards. Seriously, I once had dinner with Tony, and it took him fifteen minutes to butter a roll. And don’t even get me started on Jessica. That idiot couldn’t spell ‘cat’ if you spotted her the ‘c’ and the ‘t’.”